EXT. THE FIELD -- DAY
Just the two of them. In the field. All is sweet and
quiet. Sumner comforts a crying August.
SUMNER
(sings softly)
Wrap me up in my oil skin and blanket/
No more 'round the docks, I'll be seen/
Just tell me olde shipmates/
I'm takin a trip mates/
and I'll see ya some day in Fiddler's
Green.
AUGUST
I didn't know you were Irish.
SUMNER
I'm not. But I've slept with a few.
AUGUST
What happens now?
SUMNER
I don't know. This is the first time I've
ever lead anyone out of the Underworld.
AUGUST
Some kind of guide you are. Why didn't
you just tell me I was...?
SUMNER
Would you have believed me? "Hey dude,
you're dead and trapped in a hell. Wanna
fuck?" It wouldn't have worked.
(beat)
Just tell a new story and you'll be fine.
AUGUST
I'm scared.
SUMNER
So am I.
They share a passionate, soul meeting KISS. Sumner breaks
away.
SUMNER (CONT'D)
I'm this way. You're that way.
AUGUST
So.
SUMNER
So.
AUGUST
Bye.
SUMNER
Bye.
Each turn, walk away -- then very quickly turn back. Both
LAUGH. Sumner waves and walks off. August fondly watches
him leave.
AUGUST
In his pocket, a cell phone rings...
SUMNER
He hears that sound and freaks.
SUMNER (CONT'D)
No!
He turns back and runs for
AUGUST
who reaches for his phone.
AUGUST
(answering)
Hello.
SUMNER
(screaming)
Don't!
Sumner FREEZES in mid step -- an arms length from August.
His eyes plead, his mouth is locked in a silent scream.
August stares on in disbelief.
AUGUST
(reaches for Sumner)
What's wrong--?
A vile, gnarled, scaly, TALONED HAND erupts from the
center of Sumner's chest and GRABS August...